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Mad Libs

Sun Aug 9, 2009, 9:39 AM
Well, I've gotten lazy with my art AND with my story, so I've nothing new to post, but just so you guys don't think I've just dropped off the face of the planet, I'll post this thing I found via the interwebs.

You all know what a Mad Lib is, right? If you don't, it's basically a short story with a few blank spots scattered in, and the point is to ask a friend to fill the blank with a noun, verb, or some such piece of grammar. The ending results are often quite humorous. This one I found has especially hilarious results. Here it is:

My homework assignment the other day was to write about one of my heroes, and so I chose to write about my neighbor, Mr. (Insult that automatically makes you the winner of an argument). When I was growing up on (Sexual innuendo), he would always help my mom by fixing her (Soft, cuddly thing) or carrying the (kinky equipment) from the car. Sometimes I would mow his lawn, and he would repay me with all the (Internal organ) pie I could eat. He could always make us laugh with his (Dangerous killer) impression, and everyone on our street loved him. One day, he told me "Son, (Something you'd announce while leaving the bathroom)!" This helpful information helped carry me through high school. At his funeral last summer, all the ladies cried and asked God "(Question a child asks that would make his/her parents' hair turn grey)?" His death was tragic, caused by (A color, the name of an animal, and the suffix "itis"), but I'll always remember him as the man who taught me the value of (Something you'd find on the floor that you'd be tempted to eat).

That's the story... These are what I put as the blanks.

1. FartSprinkle
2. Mike Hawk
3. Bear Rug
4. Dildo Tree
5. Pancreatic Gland
6. Hitler
7. "Man, my bladder has never felt so amazing!"
8. "Why do you call Daddy 'God' every night?"
9. Aquamarinemongooseitis
10. M&Ms

  • Listening to: Girl All the Bad Guys Want by Bowling For Soup
  • Reading: P.S. Your Cat is Dead
  • Watching: Myself type?
  • Playing: Brain Age
  • Eating: Pudding cup!
  • Drinking: Water. Or, I should be. >_>

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:iconperpetualwolfsage:
Lols you're in my journal now.



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BRITT

It's me Maki. *hugs*

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-hugs back-

I finally got around to actually exploring my deviantart account. xD
:iconperpetualwolfsage:
Awesome-tastic hun. Let me know if you need any help ok?

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Will do! :)

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